Matchmaker

Do you find yourself feeling a little extra lonely these days? Are you strolling down the “meals for one” aisle just a bit too frequently? Do you wish, once and for all, that you could just know which celebrity you’re supposed to marry?!

Well, today is your lucky day. I’ve created a quiz just for YOU! Find out which beautiful person is awaiting your affection. Trust me, you can’t go wrong!

 

 

Which of these people do you admire the most?

A. Ellen.

B. Beyonce.

C. Mark Cuban.

D. a Kardashian.

 

Which of these is your go-to show?

A. Parks & Rec.

B. The Hills.

C. Game of Thrones.

D. Duck Dynasty.

 

What’s a weird thing you do?

A. I judge people based on whether or not I think they would agree to sing a karaoke duet with me.

B. I check behind the shower curtain when I use someone else’s restroom. Just to make sure I’m alone.

C. I make eye contact with strangers stopped next to me at a red light. I’m convinced I will meet my spouse this way.

D. I don’t watch a lot of TV.

 

What is your biggest pet peeve?

A. When people say “..and I” when it’s supposed to be “..and me.” SOMETIMES IT’S “..AND ME” FOLKS.

B. When people say “he/she is the funniest person I know” while talking to me (the actual funniest person).

C. Taking pictures with other people.

D. When people start every sentence with: “well, when I was abroad…”

 

Which song describes your life?

A. “Dancing Through Life” from Wicked.

B. anything by Drake.

C. “Wannabe” by the Spice Girls.

D. “Mambo No. 5” by Lou Bega.

 

What is your go-to fake identity?

A. A British exchange student named Natalie.

B. I use my real identity, but I add that I am deathly allergic to cilantro. (I use this one at restaurants when I don’t want cilantro)

C. A 90-year-old woman forced to age backwards as a sort of Benjamin Button situation.

D. Seriously? Do people actually do this?

 

What’s your dream role?

A. Gaston from Beauty & the Beast.

B. Rachel Green.

C. Voldemort.

D. Allie from the Notebook.

 

What’s your best trait?

A. I know every word to every Eminem song ever written.

B. I’m really good at celebrity impressions.

C. My eyebrows never turn red after a wax.

D. I tan easily.

 

Which of these is your ideal friend?

A. Someone who likes to eat dinner at 4.

B. Someone whose more photogenic side is the opposite of mine so we can take pictures together. (literally, my other half)

C. Someone with a “Honk if you think I’m sexy” bumper sticker.

D. (if you’re blonde) Someone brunette whom I can refer to as “My Blair.” (if you’re brunette) Someone blonde whom I can refer to as “My Serena.”

 

Do you change your toothbrush every 3 months?

A. Every 3 months on the dot. It’s dentist-recommended after all.

B. Mine’s electric. Get with the times.

C. You’re supposed to change your toothbrush every 3 months?

D. You’re supposed to change your toothbrush?

 

 
 

Results

 
 

 

If you answered mostly A’s: You got Katie Moore!

You and Katie both have flawless taste in just about everything. There are no two people moore destined to be together. As a couple, you will restore love and peace to the world!
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If you answered mostly B’s: You got Katie Moore!

You and Katie have a lot in common. You’re both hilarious, attractive, clever and incredibly humble. It’s not cockiness if it’s truth.
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If you answered mostly C’s: You got Katie Moore!

There’s a reacher and settler in every relationship… We all know who the reacher is in this one. And it’s you. Thank goodness you have Katie in your life – never let her go.
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If you answered mostly D’s: Here’s a shocker, you got Katie Moore!

Wow, well I suppose opposites really do attract. You and Katie would certainly balance each other out and your constant disagreements will keep things exciting.
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