Just Tryin’ to Help

If I had a nickel for every time someone asked me to help them come up with a title for a food blog, I would thus far have one nickel because my sister-in-law just asked me. I would also need alternative sources of income because you can’t buy anything for a nickel these days. I don’t know why Jenni asked me for help considering she’s much punnier than I am, but I’m glad she did because let me tell ya, it was an enjoyable brainstorming session.

So, in the time I could’ve spent studying for something, here are some thrilling/dreadful (you decide) titles I’ve crafted for your viewing pleasure:

(Feel free to use any of them if you’re an aspiring food blogger. But I would like to be financially compensated in the form of baked goods. And money.) 


If you want to incorporate the word “blog” into your title:

On the Chopping Blog

Sugar Snap Please Read My Blog

If You Can’t Handle My Blog, Get Out of the Kitchen

Eat Pray Blog

Song titles:

Brownie Eyed Girl

Thyme after Thyme (my personal fave, which I stole from Jenni)

Love Me Like You Dough

All About That Baste

I Knead You to Knead Me (it’s just a lyric, but it’ll do)

Live Like You Were Fryin’

Uptown Faux Fur Funk (this one could be for a fashion blog. I realize it’s unrelated, but it’s stuck in my head… I guess I could have said Uptown Food Funk or something. Oh well.)

Pop Culture References:

Beauty & the Feast

Grillmore Girl

Glazed & Confused

Whisky Business

Spice Girl (you may run into copyright issues with this one, but I – and if you don’t agree, I wouldn’t read your blog anyway – would take every opportunity to share my story of being sued by the Spice Girls)

Legally Blend

Justin TimberBake With Me

Bakestreet Boys

Bakeyoncé (you may notice I’ve resorted to just adding “bake” to everything and I apologize for that)

Gossip Grill

Suggestively Offensive:

Lovin’ From the Oven (followed by a winky face)

I Like Big Butternut Squash & I Cannot Lie

You Can Add Wine to Anything Even Breakfast

Honky Tonk Badonka-diced Veggies

Fifty Shades of Gravy

What the Fork

If your first name is Katie and your last name is Moore (there’s a surprising number of us) and you want to incorporate that into your title:

Add Moore to Your Meals (cute but also a slightly disturbing double-entendre)

Moorsels of Knowledge

Cookin’ With Katie

Eat Moore Cake

Kt’s Kitchen (this one would be boring unless you abbreviate “Katie.” You know what, no. It’s still boring)

Caramelize It (if your name is Cara)

Tragically do not belong to any particular category:

Dine & Dash of Salt

Orange You Glad My Blog is About More Than Just Oranges?

Read It Then Eat It

Wheat Are You Lookin’ At?

It Was Nice to Meat You

I’m Not Even Yokin’

Say Cheeeeese 

I’m sorry that last one was kind of cheesy.. Honestly, writing this blog has just made me hungry. I don’t think I could be a food blogger because I would just stop mid-sentence and go eat. Maybe I should be a life coach-esque blogger of inspirational pep talks and then I might stop mid-sentence to discover something or begin a cool new hobby. But alas, being productive makes me hungry too so I’ll just stick to this.

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